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Dating Classifieds - shewicker - 08-07-2004 Here is a dictionary for the dating classifieds [font "Arial"]>40ish..............................49 >Adventurous...................Slept with everyone >Athletic...........................No Boobs >Average looking...............Ugly >Beautiful............ Pathological liar >Contagious Smile........... Does a lot of pills >Emotionally Secure.........On medication >Feminist.........................Fat >Free spirit......................Junkie >Friendship first................Former slut >Fun.....Annoying >New-Age...................... Body hair in the wrong places >Old-fashioned.................No PJs >Open-minded..................Desperate >Outgoing.......... Loud and Embarrassing >Passionate.................... Sloppy drunk >Professional.................. Bitch >Voluptuous.....................Very Fat >Large frame...................Hugely Fat >Wants Soul mate............Stalker[/font] [font "Arial"] [#0000a0][size 2]>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:[/size][/#0000a0][/font][#000000][size 2] [font "Arial"]> 1. Yes = No > 2. No = Yes > 3. Maybe = No > 4. We need = I want.. > 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry > 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble > 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not > 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later > 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! >10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?[/font][/size][/#000000] [#000000][size 2][font "Arial"] [/font][/size][/#000000][#0000a0][size 2][font "Arial"]>MEN'S ENGLISH:[/font][/size][/#0000a0][#000000][size 2] [font "Arial"]> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry > 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy > 3. I am tired = I am tired > 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! > 5. I love you = Let's have sex now > 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? > 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you > 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you > 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you >10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you >11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay [/font][/size][/#000000] [signature] Re: [shewicker] Dating Classifieds - DrownedDesertRat - 08-08-2004 Haha! Thanks for sharing with the women's terms. But did ya hafta give out the secrets of us guys? [signature] |