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MINNESOTA 'S TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART - Flagmanonice - 08-25-2004 MINNESOTA Temperature Conversion Chart > 60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. > People in MINNESOTA sunbathe. > 50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. > People in MINNESOTA plant gardens. > 40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. > People in MINNESOTA drive Chevys and Ford pickups with the windows down. > 32 F: Distilled water freezes. > The water in the Red River of the North starts getting cooler. > 20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. > People in MINNESOTA throw on a insulated flannel shirt, buttons open. > 15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. > People in MINNESOTA have the last cookout before it gets cold. > 0 F: All the people in Miami die. > MINNESOTANS close the windows. > 10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. > Girl Scouts in MINNESOTA sell cookies door to door. > 25 below zero: Dallas Texas disintegrates. > People in MINNESOTA rummage around the attic to find some winter coats. > 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. > People in MINNESOTA let the dogs sleep indoors & plug in their cars. > 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. > Some MINNESOTANS are frustrated when they can't start their cars. > 460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. > People in MINNESOTA start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff fer ya?" > 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. > Vikings win Super Bowl & a lot of people in MN have to keep promises made about things they said they would do when it did. > [signature] |