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cheesy football - davetclown - 11-06-2003
[indent][font "Georgia"][#400080][size 2]FOOTBALL FARTS
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man lets one fly and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha.
I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so
he strains real hard, but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's
got, and accidentally he drops a load in the bed.
The wife says, "What the in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."[/size][/#400080][/font][/indent]
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Re: [davetclown] cheesy football - shewicker - 11-06-2003
[laugh] That's Funny!
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Re: [shewicker] cheesy football - tubeN2 - 11-06-2003
[crazy][crazy] That's kind of gross but very funny at the same time.LOL[laugh]
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Re: [davetclown] cheesy football - lou - 12-10-2003
hahahaah that,s a good one dave!!! bout how much i like football haha. rather be fishin or huntin haha. but to each his own haha or any other indoors thing when it,s a nice day out or not! haha[
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Re: [shewicker] cheesy football - lou - 12-10-2003
that,s good too haha
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Re: [davetclown] cheesy football - releaseit - 12-10-2003
[size 2] I heard a similar one called " Bar Room Football " burp equals TD and a fart was FG. [/size]
[size 2] So these guys play back and forth until there to drunk to continue and the score is tied.[/size]
[size 2] When the last guy goes to fart ( Field Goal ) some guy dives towards his butt and yells, " BLOCK THAT KICK! "[crazy][sly][/size]
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Re: [davetclown] cheesy football - BEARCLAW - 12-10-2003
That was great! Thanks for the laugh...[sly]
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Re: [releaseit] cheesy football - davetclown - 12-11-2003
lol I wonder what it would have been called if he had left a brown stain in his bar stool.... eeeeewwwwoooo.....
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Re: [davetclown] cheesy football - BEARCLAW - 12-11-2003
FUMBLE!!!!!
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Re: [davetclown] cheesy football - releaseit - 12-11-2003
[size 2] That's one game when there on the 4 yard line I would not do a quartback sneak![blush][crazy] Might get a nose full!![crazy][sly][/size]
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