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] Here is a old post that was posted by our own Drowneddesertrat on the Minnesota board , thought it was good enough to post again !!
JEFF FOXWORTHY THOUGHTS ON MINNESOTA
[size 1]If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18+ inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might live in Minnesota.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Minnesota.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have eaten, or even heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.
If have either a pet or a child named "Kirby", you might live in Minnesota.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have had a lenghty telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Minnesota.
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota.
If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,..." you might live in Minnesota. [/size]
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] Here is a old post that was posted by our own Drowneddesertrat on the Minnesota board , thought it was good enough to post again !! JEFF FOXWORTHY THOUGHTS ON MINNESOTA
[size 1]If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18+ inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might live in Minnesota.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Minnesota.
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have eaten, or even heard of Lutefisk, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.
If have either a pet or a child named "Kirby", you might live in Minnesota.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have had a lenghty telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Minnesota.
If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota.
If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,..." you might live in Minnesota. [/size]
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