01-11-2005, 06:43 PM
Why Men Are Just Happier People :-D
[black][size 1]- What do you expect from such simple creatures?[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Your last name stays put.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The garage is all yours.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Wedding plans take care of themselves.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Chocolate is just another snack.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can be president.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can never be pregnant.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Car mechanics tell you the truth.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The world is your urinal.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Same work, more pay.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Wrinkles add character.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Wedding dress -- $5000. Tux rental -- $100.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them [/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- One mood-all the time.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You know stuff about tanks.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can open all your own jars.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1] - Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You almost never have strap problems in public.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Everything on your face stays its original color.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You only have to shave your face and neck.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can play with toys all your life.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Your belly usually hides your big hips.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.[/size][/black]
No wonder men are happier!!
.·´¯`·.. ><((((º> `·.¸¸.·´¯`·... ><((((º>
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[black][size 1]- What do you expect from such simple creatures?[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Your last name stays put.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The garage is all yours.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Wedding plans take care of themselves.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Chocolate is just another snack.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can be president.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can never be pregnant.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Car mechanics tell you the truth.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The world is your urinal.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Same work, more pay.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Wrinkles add character.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Wedding dress -- $5000. Tux rental -- $100.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them [/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- One mood-all the time.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You know stuff about tanks.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can open all your own jars.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1] - Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You almost never have strap problems in public.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Everything on your face stays its original color.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You only have to shave your face and neck.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can play with toys all your life.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- Your belly usually hides your big hips.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.[/size][/black]
[black][size 1]- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.[/size][/black]
No wonder men are happier!!
.·´¯`·.. ><((((º> `·.¸¸.·´¯`·... ><((((º>
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on my face. [cool]