02-08-2007, 10:10 PM
I just thought I'd get a discussion going on how to tell your significant other that you need more time to fish and how do you do it without ending up in the dog house?
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02-08-2007, 10:10 PM
I just thought I'd get a discussion going on how to tell your significant other that you need more time to fish and how do you do it without ending up in the dog house?
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02-08-2007, 11:02 PM
Take her with you!.. [
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02-08-2007, 11:14 PM
[sly]Petty and I have this one mastered. Just mope around the house until the wife gets so sick of you she kicks ya out the door.[
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02-08-2007, 11:47 PM
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02-08-2007, 11:51 PM
[cool]Right now, I'd certainly be the wrong person to ask that question to[pirate], so I'll defer to the others on that subject...
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02-08-2007, 11:57 PM
make sure you wear the pants in the family, and dont let her put your balls in her purse.[
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02-08-2007, 11:58 PM
[cool]ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was good, petty. Hell, I should forward her the link to this thread! LOL!!
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02-08-2007, 11:59 PM
thank you very much... ill be fishing all weekend[
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02-09-2007, 12:03 AM
[cool]Me too, but not because I have a nice understanding wife...Alright, enough with my personal problems crap.
Where you fishin' at? I think On Monday I'm going to Pineview (but not to the same old tired weak overpressured spots). Saturday I'm either going to Utah Lake or Mantua... [signature]
02-09-2007, 12:51 AM
[cool][#0000ff]Sometimes it is easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Words to live by.[/#0000ff]
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02-09-2007, 01:16 AM
it's expensive, but in my family for every hour i fish my wife spends an hour shopping. At least I get the fishing out of the deal, because in my heart I know that she would go shopping even if I didn't go fishing. Essentially my balls are in her purse safe and sound right next to her credit card. On the up side I do get the pleasure of cleaning the fish AND cooking dinner when I get home.
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02-09-2007, 01:18 AM
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Essentially my balls are in her purse safe and sound right next to her credit card. On the up side I do get the pleasure of cleaning the fish AND cooking dinner when I get home. [/reply] Thats funny right there, i dont care who you are[ ![]() [signature]
02-09-2007, 01:24 AM
I like that strategy!!!
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02-09-2007, 02:54 AM
[font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]Repeat after me:[/size][/black][/font]
[font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3][/size][/black][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4][font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]These are my huevos! There are many like them, but these huevos are mine! My huevos are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them, like I master my wife. Without me, my huevos are useless. Without my huevos, I am useless. I must retain my huevos at all costs! I must hold on to them tighter than my wife who is trying to take them from me. I must fight harder for them or they will be taken from me! I will! Before God, I swear this creed...My huevos and myself are stronger than the desires of those who wish to take them. I am the master of my huevos. They are the saviors of my life! So be it! Until there is no one trying to take my huevos there will be no peace! And that is that![/size][/black][/font] [/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4][/size][/font] [font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]Repeat this creed at any weak moments. You owe it to yourself and the rest of MANkind.[/size][/black][/font] [signature]
02-09-2007, 03:53 AM
S. A. D. !!! Seasonal Affective Disorder Just act grouchy for a couple of days and then leave a pamplet on SAD laying around the house. She'll give you more kitchen passes in the winter at least.[
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02-09-2007, 04:13 AM
Lol. Somewhat funny but simultaneously very disturbing. Clearly, masculinity is manifesting an overcharged testosterone saturated rage in this thread.
All PEOPLE are created equal! It's HUMANkind![ ![]() Or she may serve you your fried huevos in an omelet.[ ![]() ![]()
02-09-2007, 04:26 AM
your intitaled to your opionion, but we never have to ask for a so called kitchen pass.[
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02-09-2007, 04:28 AM
[font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]If what you says has any shreds of truth to it, why did the term "kitchen pass" come forth? That's equal? There are way too many living examples of huevos-less males in this world. RECITE AND LIVE BY THE CREED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! [/size][/black][/font]
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02-09-2007, 12:52 PM
LOL!
Fin-S must have never been a marine or seen Full Metal Jacket. Classic! [cool] [signature]
02-09-2007, 01:50 PM
Fin-S-Fish,
I have a feeling that a giant beer can is about to crush you at any moment! [signature] |
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