How much is a Billion??

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[#010101][size 7]How much is a Billion??[/size][/#010101]
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[b][font "Arial"][size 6][black][black][font "Arial"]How many zeros in a billion?[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b]

[font "Georgia"][size 6][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]This is too true to be funny.[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 4][black][black][font "Georgia"]
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[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]The next time you hear a politician use the[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"] [b]
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]
whether you want the 'politicians' spending[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"] [b]
YOUR tax money.[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font]
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A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"] [b]
putting that figure into some perspective in[/b] [b]
one of it's releases.[/b]

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[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]A.[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]A billion seconds ago it was 1959.[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"]
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[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]B.[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"]
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[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]C.[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]A billion hours ago our ancestors were[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"] [b]living in the Stone Age.[/b]
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[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]D.[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"]
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[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][#cc0000][#cc0000][font "Georgia"][b]E.[/font][/#cc0000][/#cc0000][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][#cc0000][#cc0000][font "Georgia"][b]A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and[/font][/#cc0000][/#cc0000][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][#cc0000][#cc0000][font "Georgia"] [b]20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.[/b][/font][/#cc0000][/#cc0000][/size][/font]

[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b][i]While this thought is still fresh in our brain...[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/i][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b][i]let's take a look at [/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/i][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b][i]New Orleans[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/i][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b][i] .[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/i][/b]

[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b][i]It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/i][/b]

[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Congress[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]for [/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][#006600][#006600][font "Georgia"][b]250[/font][/#006600][/#006600][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b] BILLION DOLLARS [/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]to rebuild [/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]New Orleans[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b] . [/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b]

[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Interesting number...what does it mean?[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"]
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[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]A.[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of [/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]New Orleans[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b](every man, woman, and child)you[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"] [i][font "Georgia"][font "Georgia"][b]each[/font][/font][/b][/i][b] get [/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][#006600][#006600][font "Georgia"][b]$516,528.[/font][/#006600][/#006600][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"]
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[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in [/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]New Orleans[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b] , your home gets[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][#006600][#006600][font "Georgia"][b] $1,329,787.[/font][/#006600][/#006600][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"]
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[/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]C.[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Or... if you are a family of four...your family[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"] [b]gets [/b][/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][#006600][#006600][font "Georgia"][b]$2,066,012.[/font][/#006600][/#006600][/size][/font][/b]

[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Washington, D.[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]C[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b]< [/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]HELLO![/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b]>[/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Are all your calculators broken??[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b]
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[/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]Accounts Receivable Tax[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"] [b]
Building Permit Tax[/b] [b]
CDL License Tax[/b] [b]
Cigarette Tax[/b][/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]
Corporate Income Tax[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"] [b]
Dog License Tax[/b] [b]
Federal Income Tax [/b][/font][/red][/red][/size][/font]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes [/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][black][black]
[/black][/black][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b][size 5][red][red][b]Tax
[/red][/red][/size][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][red][red][font "Georgia"][b]Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax[/font][/red][/red][/size][/font][/b][size 5][red][red][b]
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[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][size 5][black][black][b]STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?[/black][/black][/size][/b]
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[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b][i]Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.[/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/i][/b]
[font "Georgia"][size 5][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b][i]
[/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/i][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b][i]We had absolutely no national debt...[/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/i][/b]

[font "Georgia"][size 5][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b][i]We had the largest middle class in the world...and Mom stayed home to raise the kids[/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/i][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b][i]. [/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/i][/b][font "Georgia"][size 4][blue][blue][font "Georgia"][b][i]
[/font][/blue][/blue][/size][/font][/i][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]
What happened?[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b]

[font "Georgia"][size 5][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]Can you spell 'politicians!' [/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 4][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]
[/font][/black][/black][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 5][#c33b26][#c33b26][font "Georgia"][b]
[/font][/#c33b26][/#c33b26][/size][/font][/b][font "Arial Black"][size 6][#cc0000][#cc0000][b]And I still have to[/#cc0000][/#cc0000][/size][/font][/b]
[font "Arial Black"][size 6][#cc0000][#cc0000][b]press '1' for English.[/#cc0000][/#cc0000][/size][/font][/b][font "Georgia"][size 6][black][black][font "Georgia"][b]
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[lunkerhunter2]

Sickening isn't it?[crazy]
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[southernman]

wow, this is an updated bs email that first went around the net around '98 or so, and was updated by some podunk for Hurricane Katrina

[url "http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/trivia/billions.asp"]http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/trivia/billions.asp[/url]

A billion dollars ago: If the U.S. federal government were spending a billion dollars every 8 hours and 20 minutes, its total yearly expenditure would be a little more than $1 trillion. In the last few years, the budgets approved by Congress have been about double that amount, or $2 trillion per year.

In September 2005, the two U.S. Senators from Louisiana, Mary Landrieu (a Democrat) and David Vitter (a Republican), jointly introduced the [url "http://Katrina"]Katrina[/url] Disaster Relief and Economic Recovery Act in Congress, a bill that sought a total of $250 billion in federal funds to provide long-term relief and assistance to the people of Louisiana and the Gulf Coast. Of course, the legislation didn't propose that the entire amount be spent on New Orleans alone, or that the money literally be distributed to New Orleans residents &mdash; the point of the coda was to provide some perspective on how much $250 billion is by presenting it relative to the number of people in the area hardest hit by the hurricane.



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[davetclown]

you have to be smarter than a third grader to understand this concept...[crazy]

and here I thought our leading polititions were collage graduates....[:/]

with out a doubt katrina was a pin in the ballon of our governments corruption and deception....

Thats my .02 cents leaving some pocket change amounting out of a billion dollars, $999,999,999.98
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