07-30-2003, 04:18 PM
Someone just sent me this, so I thought I'd pass it along. Enjoy.
Good Laughing, Kayote[size 1]
Cajun Snakes!!!
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a big frog in his mout.
He knowed that them big bass fish like frogs so he decided to steal dat froggie. That snake, hit be a cottn mouthed water moccasin, so he had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behind the snake and grabbed him roun the haid. That ole snake din't lik dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get himself free. But Boudreaux had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried hit's mout open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows that he cain't let go dat snake or hit's gonna bite him good, but he gits a plan.
He reached into the back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint o moonshine likker. He pours a couple of draps into the snakes mout. Well, that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits haid and hits body goes limp. Wit dat Boudreaux tosses dat snake into the bayou, den he goes back to fishin.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare dat water mocassin was wit two frogs in his mout.[/size]
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Good Laughing, Kayote[size 1]
Cajun Snakes!!!
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a big frog in his mout.
He knowed that them big bass fish like frogs so he decided to steal dat froggie. That snake, hit be a cottn mouthed water moccasin, so he had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behind the snake and grabbed him roun the haid. That ole snake din't lik dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get himself free. But Boudreaux had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried hit's mout open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows that he cain't let go dat snake or hit's gonna bite him good, but he gits a plan.
He reached into the back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint o moonshine likker. He pours a couple of draps into the snakes mout. Well, that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits haid and hits body goes limp. Wit dat Boudreaux tosses dat snake into the bayou, den he goes back to fishin.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare dat water mocassin was wit two frogs in his mout.[/size]
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