NFL Team names

[Teroy]

A little outdated, but funny

When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.

AFC West:

Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys

Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs

Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders

San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers

Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks

AFC Central:

Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels

Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns

Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers

Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers

AFC East:

Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils

Buffalo Spills

Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts

Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins

Miami Soft Ones

New England Patriots - New England Patsys

New York Jets - New York Pets

New York Not Yets

NFC West:

Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons

New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's

Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs

San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners

NFC Central:

Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs

Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin's

Detroit Kittens

Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers

Green Bay Slackers

Green Bay Whackers

Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota Tykes

Minnesota ViQueens

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers

NFC East:

Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals

Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls

Dallas Cowpie

New York Giants - New York Midgets

Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles

Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins

Expansion Teams:

Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can't-thers

Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars
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[davetclown]

lol you sure got the detroit one down right. they were cryin last night on the chanal 2 news

after seeing the game review this morning form yesterdays game I understand why there were tears. they were bad, they were realy bad, they were realy vary vary bad.

I have said it once I will say it again. the only way the lions are going to start looking better is for them to get them selves some cheer leaders. least this way we got some better to look at when we are at the game. lol.[sly]

just one question, is the lions the only team who dose not have cheer leaders?
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[tubeN2]

Don't forget. Since Oakland cant decide on where to reside that are also called the Oakland Traders here in SoCal. Sorry Mr. T for that one. My Niners accidently won another one and my second choice Donkeys don't impress me either.
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[shewicker]

Yeah, Denver Donkey's doesn't seem to work since Mr. Ed retired. And they change their uniforms.

Maybe we can make a new thread where people can come up with a new name for broncos.

I'll start:

The denver bungles (wait that was the bengels)
The denver blow holes (potential)
The denver breakables (getting better)

In the spirit of California - I'll Be Back![cool]
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[tubeN2]

[cool] How about the Denver Bloopers.

Bungholes.

There must be a thousand or so more. Anyone else upset with the

Denver Dorks?
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[shewicker]

I think Bungholes wins it![]
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[tubeN2]

[cool] Finally I won something. On the CA board they are giving out Alaskan fishing trips. All expenses paid for by the winner. What a deal!
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[shewicker]

Play the Football Pool and win a shirt.

You can even pick the Bungholes over the Ravens if ya dare. But remember, they are starting Danny Kannel at QB with Jervious Jackson as his back up.

Who?[crazy] You ask? Exactly![unsure]
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