What's your best fish saying?

[Tazasorus]

I continue to love the comments at the end of the comments, so here is one I hope you will appreciate.

EARLY TO BED
EARLY TO RISE
CATCH MORE FISH
TELL MORE LIES
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[hooknhunter]

Mine goes something like this: While frantically jumping up and down and pointing at my fishing partners rods I yell, "Dude, Dude! You're not getting one!" Until they have been completely burned at least a couple of times, they'll fall for it.

I've only been beat up for this a couple times........[frown][:p]
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[elkmagnet]

The one I always seem to say is "well that's fishing..."
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[Idaho]

"Kids throw rocks and make noise"

Grandpa, that is fishing!

Idaho
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[flygoddess]

"Sometimes you're the Pigeon, sometimes you're the statue"
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[Groundtrac]

Occasionally I will tell the wife I would like to get out and go fishin', to which she responds, "I guess a horse has to be hitched to somethin'..."
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[chrome_junky]

"It's all in the way you hold your jaw."
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[MMDon]

Should of been here yesterday!
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[Phission]

The improved how ya doin question:
The fishin is great, but how's the catchin'?
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[windriver]

Many men fish all their lives without realizing it is not the fish they are after. Paraphrase from Thoreau's Walden

Windriver
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[mowrus]

[quote windriver]Many men fish all their lives without realizing it is not the fish they are after. Paraphrase from Thoreau's Walden

Windriver[/quote]
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[theangler]

FISH, OR CUT BAIT!
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[AverysAdventure]

Fishy Fishy in the brook
come and bit my ****** hook!

A little twist on the old nursery rhyme

[RockyRaab]

Unfortunately not original to me but:

Fishing is a line with a jerk at one end waiting for one on the other.
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[Untangler]

I have two:

"I didn't see it before it broke the line (aka bad knot) but it was at least fill in the blank inches."

and

"Stop kicking me, I'm sorry, I won't do it again..seriously, please stop."

This was said by hooknhunter shortly after the third time he told me I wasn't getting one.
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[ID_SHKID]

I enjoy helping fish make lousy decisions
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[curt69]

I have two . Here Fishy , fishy , fishy . And if we don't get a bite in 15 minutes were moving . Curt G .
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[flyfish_88]

I fell for hooknhunter's "DUDE, DUDE!! YOUR NOT GETTING ONE! numerous times in the same weekend my first and only time ice fishing... I felt pretty dumb but it was hilarious when others fell for it
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[robertferlan]

When my 4 year old daughter and I are out and we are catching small ones right before they get tossed back in she says "grow bigger fishy!" Abby
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[StacyR]

Here are a couple of mine.

"I'll put up with a lot if the fish are biting."

"The fish may not be biting on the water, but they sure aren't biting in the living room."
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