Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

[TubeDude]

[cool][size 2]Hope everybody had a great weekend. Only one more weekend before Thanksgiving. I have been asked by some family and friends what the weather will be like for their gathering at grandma's. I found this little goody I thought some of you might like.[/size] [font "Times New Roman"][size 5]THANKSGIVING WEATHER FORECAST[/size][/font]

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[size 3][font "Times New Roman"]Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. [/font][/size]

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[size 3][font "Times New Roman"]During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. [/font][/size]

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[size 3][font "Times New Roman"]A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator. [/font][/size]

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[size 3][font "Times New Roman"]Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone. [/font][/size]

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[tubeN2]

[cool] Hey TD, That sounds like my kind of Thanksgiving day forcast.
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[muskyhunter]

What about the beer and football??[][][]M.H,
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[TubeDude]

[cool][size 2]I don't care how long you marinate a football in beer, it ain't gonna taste as good as the turkey...and a lot tougher.[/size]

[size 2]Oh...were you thinking of something to do with television...while staying out the way of the kitchen staff...or letting your stomach subside to "normal" proportions?[/size]

[size 2]I didn't write the forecast. Just passed along someone else's creativity. But, I'm sure that after a couple of six-packs you could come up with a way to add a couple of lines to it. How about:[/size]

[size 2]"Heavy television activity most of the day, with considerable imbibing. Interrupted only briefly by dining and family interaction. Likely to result in icy stares and cold shoulders."[/size]
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