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WHY I AM VOTING DEMOCRAT
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who CAN'T tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 7% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so filled with dreams and illusions it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

Don't confuse me with the facts![crazy]

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hahahhah you repubs always try to whitwash it, when you are the party thats led us down a bs war, ruined the economy, sent jobs overseas, destroyed the constitution, allowed illegals to flood in, gave tax breaks to the biggest corporations, and built the biggest debt/deficit in history !!!

and we're not going to vote in some tottering old dolt and a jesus freak who wants to teach intelligent design !!!!

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Don't forget that we are also responsible for causing Katrina![Wink]
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thats right, and IKE TOO

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Glad to see you've come to your sences....[:p]

here is what scares me about McCain,
three times in his exceptance speach he used a signiture phraise from the winning president of 1972 and 1976 elections. and all three times he stopped to listen to the audiance cheer....

and each time he said it I swear I had flash backs of them jawls a flappin,

[center]"My fellow americans...."

of corce we all know who it was who created the oil embargos of that erra.. those of us who are old enough and young enough to remember....

and when McCain said the name of our capital city of this great land he reffered to it as "WARSHINGTON" and he said it slow enough for every one to hear the "R"...

Rewind your vidios of his speach, dont take my word for it, you can hear this great insult to our nations capitol your self.

McCain had my vote before he picked henpicked from opek.... All he had to do was select Romney as VP...

Obama will have to do one hell of a song and dance to get my vote if he wants it, I am not all that happy with his vp pick either...

Every one here knows I am not an Opra fan.. between her and an inframertial for crotch itch, well lets just say the itch has more intelignt content... But here I am, and I swar I would never be on the same side of the coin as her, but for once I am in agreeance, there is no need to put Palin on TV for any reason, we have all met her family on TV, so unless she wasnt to talk about an issue she can stay home and tend to her oil feilds, change her baby's diapers and move in to "WARSHINGTON" if McCain wins...

I wonder if McCain is refering to Iraq as to Being our capital city "WARSHINGTON"? Our tax dollars do seem to be pilling up over there [crazy][:p]
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