12-18-2006, 01:28 AM
Easy Curt, nobody loves to work the BLM up more than the IFG, except maybe his dog (Sweety).
There are factors at work here that the mighty BLM might not be so happy about. He's upset and the IFG being the sensitive guy I am should not list them for the overall enjoyment of the viewer's of this board.....but I just can't help myself.
1. He planned this "boondoggle", with friends that were no-shows. TKB, Fakin Dave and IFG showed up. We left from my house, all invited (by IFG) came (none by BLM). (-90 cool points for BLM, none for the rest of us since this is the norm).
2. I was never lost....I might have been
for an hour or two, but I was never lost. (-7000 cool points for IFG, -3000 for TKB and FinD), we'd all been there before. BLM had never been there (+700 cool points for BLM).
3. Big Red Truck (BRT) had to pull the Big White Truck (BWT) out of a snow bank. Had the BWT followed the BRT up the hill this would be moot. The fact we we're in the back country has nothing to do with this. I was helping Brody scout for his Cow tag for Wednesday. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it). (-1100 cool points for BLM...+11,000 cool points for the BRT; none for IFG since it was all BRT)
4. We found the lake, with help from a guy BLM talked too. ( +200 cool points for BLM). After discussing this at lenghts with the people that award cool points he does deserve some. While men never ask directions, when following someone that is clueless; this is allowed. (+200 more cool points for BLM for knowing the rules).
5. TKB showed with no rods (-10,000 cool points points for TKB). BLM loaned him a rod (+1 cool point for BLM); he would have recieved more but both FinD and IFG had many to loan.
6. BLM is an engineer, TKB (sissy nurse) figured out how to get on the ice before BLM. (- 300 cool points for BLM....+300 cool points for TKB).
7. TKB outfished BLM with own rod. (+5000 cool points for TKB).
And the winner is......................................................................
The Big Red Truck. The BRT thanks all of you for your support over the years. She further states she could not have won this without the EXPERT guidence of the IFG. She would like to thank all of the workers of the country's that are not the US of A for making this possible. She also goes on to say; she thanks the one over paid union working fat guy in Detroit that may have laid a finger on her so she can be declared an American made product. She really thanks the makers of her awesome tires; they were made in America with rubber from Brazil.
Buy Dodge, I guess the Germans need the money. Plus, they make a better truck than we can.
IFG
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There are factors at work here that the mighty BLM might not be so happy about. He's upset and the IFG being the sensitive guy I am should not list them for the overall enjoyment of the viewer's of this board.....but I just can't help myself.
1. He planned this "boondoggle", with friends that were no-shows. TKB, Fakin Dave and IFG showed up. We left from my house, all invited (by IFG) came (none by BLM). (-90 cool points for BLM, none for the rest of us since this is the norm).
2. I was never lost....I might have been
for an hour or two, but I was never lost. (-7000 cool points for IFG, -3000 for TKB and FinD), we'd all been there before. BLM had never been there (+700 cool points for BLM). 3. Big Red Truck (BRT) had to pull the Big White Truck (BWT) out of a snow bank. Had the BWT followed the BRT up the hill this would be moot. The fact we we're in the back country has nothing to do with this. I was helping Brody scout for his Cow tag for Wednesday. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it). (-1100 cool points for BLM...+11,000 cool points for the BRT; none for IFG since it was all BRT)
4. We found the lake, with help from a guy BLM talked too. ( +200 cool points for BLM). After discussing this at lenghts with the people that award cool points he does deserve some. While men never ask directions, when following someone that is clueless; this is allowed. (+200 more cool points for BLM for knowing the rules).
5. TKB showed with no rods (-10,000 cool points points for TKB). BLM loaned him a rod (+1 cool point for BLM); he would have recieved more but both FinD and IFG had many to loan.
6. BLM is an engineer, TKB (sissy nurse) figured out how to get on the ice before BLM. (- 300 cool points for BLM....+300 cool points for TKB).
7. TKB outfished BLM with own rod. (+5000 cool points for TKB).
And the winner is......................................................................
The Big Red Truck. The BRT thanks all of you for your support over the years. She further states she could not have won this without the EXPERT guidence of the IFG. She would like to thank all of the workers of the country's that are not the US of A for making this possible. She also goes on to say; she thanks the one over paid union working fat guy in Detroit that may have laid a finger on her so she can be declared an American made product. She really thanks the makers of her awesome tires; they were made in America with rubber from Brazil.
Buy Dodge, I guess the Germans need the money. Plus, they make a better truck than we can.
IFG
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