12-20-2006, 03:30 PM
Thudpucker I think you are abnormal. Get over it.
You must learn all of these tallents,
*getting "wind knots" on each outing. (You obviously are not trying hard enough.)
*Fish without a hook twice in one day.
*whack yourself in the back of the head with a clouser minnow.
*Drive an hour and hike 15 minutes down into a canyon only to realize you left your reel in the truck.
*Drive two hours to a stream you have been thinking about fishing all winter only to find that you have your reel but no rod.
*Tie your tippet onto your leader and then your flies only to find out you never threaded the line through the guides.
*Fish all day with a fly hook stuck in the back of your hand because you forgot to pinch the barb down. (Don't want to bleed excessively and have to quit fishing)
*wade so deep you flood your waders with water.
*Decide to take the water temperature in December without putting on your waders. Slide of a rock, stumble three steps down stream, and then do a face plant into the 33.1 degree water..... with three other fishermen standing near by.
Please let me know when you have learned all of these important tallents.
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You must learn all of these tallents,
*getting "wind knots" on each outing. (You obviously are not trying hard enough.)
*Fish without a hook twice in one day.
*whack yourself in the back of the head with a clouser minnow.
*Drive an hour and hike 15 minutes down into a canyon only to realize you left your reel in the truck.
*Drive two hours to a stream you have been thinking about fishing all winter only to find that you have your reel but no rod.
*Tie your tippet onto your leader and then your flies only to find out you never threaded the line through the guides.
*Fish all day with a fly hook stuck in the back of your hand because you forgot to pinch the barb down. (Don't want to bleed excessively and have to quit fishing)
*wade so deep you flood your waders with water.
*Decide to take the water temperature in December without putting on your waders. Slide of a rock, stumble three steps down stream, and then do a face plant into the 33.1 degree water..... with three other fishermen standing near by.
Please let me know when you have learned all of these important tallents.
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