01-20-2007, 06:13 AM
Pun Intended....
True story in todays local news.
it turns out a hunter was out hunting, bagged himself several ducks. one of the hen mallard he brought home and thew in the freezer whole because he had decided to have it mounted...
a couple days later his wife went to the freezer to pick out a duck for dinner, she picked up the fethered mallard to move it aside to grab a dressed one below it, Well when she had the lifeless bird in one hand and was reaching for the other, it lifted its head and looked at her...
Well it was too late, Like my ma ma always said, if you play with your food you wont be able to eat it. and sure enough, she took it to the vet. and wouldnt ya know it the mallard survived. and is doing well, and will be released in the spring...
Is there a moral to the story? I think so, one should not aught to be eating ducks that rise back up from the dead! [center][shocked][/center] [center]Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope![/center]
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True story in todays local news.
it turns out a hunter was out hunting, bagged himself several ducks. one of the hen mallard he brought home and thew in the freezer whole because he had decided to have it mounted...
a couple days later his wife went to the freezer to pick out a duck for dinner, she picked up the fethered mallard to move it aside to grab a dressed one below it, Well when she had the lifeless bird in one hand and was reaching for the other, it lifted its head and looked at her...
Well it was too late, Like my ma ma always said, if you play with your food you wont be able to eat it. and sure enough, she took it to the vet. and wouldnt ya know it the mallard survived. and is doing well, and will be released in the spring...
Is there a moral to the story? I think so, one should not aught to be eating ducks that rise back up from the dead! [center][shocked][/center] [center]Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope![/center]
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