NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

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[font "Verdana"][black][size 2] The following has been attributed to State
Representative Mitchell Aye from GA. This guy should run for
President one day...


"We the sensible people of the United States, in
an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of
justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive
behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves
and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to
ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally
whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other Liberal bed-wetters.


We hold these truths to be self evident: that a
whole lot of people are by the Bill of Rights and are so dim
they require a Bill of NON-Rights."


ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big
screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can
legally acquire them, but No one is guaranteeing anything.


ARTICLE II:
You do not have the right to never be offended.
This country is Based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone
-- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a
different opinion, etc.; But the world is full of idiots, and
probably always will be.


ARTICLE III:
You do not have the right to be free from harm.
If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do
not expect the tool Manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
independently wealthy.


ARTICLE IV:
You do not have the right to free food and
housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and
will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch
potatoes who achieve nothing more than the Creation of another
generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one is my pet
peeve...get an education and go to work .. don't expect everyone else
to take care of you!)


ARTICLE V:
You do not have the right to free health care.
That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just
not interested in public health care.


ARTICLE VI:
You do not have the right to physically harm
other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill
someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
the electric chair.


ARTICLE VII:
You do not have the right to the possessions of
others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of
other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and
lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a
big screen color TV or a life of leisure.


ARTICLE VIII:
You do not have the right to a job All of us sure
want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times,
but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education
and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
(AMEN!)


ARTICLE IX:
You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by
the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance
of idiotic laws created by those of you who were by the Bill
of Rights.


ARTICLE X:
This is an English speaking country. We don't
care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back
to wherever you came from! (lastly....)


ARTICLE XI:
You do not have the right to change our country's
history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in God.
And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any
faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN
GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are
uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

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