Which one are you?

[RILEYFISH]

So, Tell me which one you are?
Subject: The Decision Making Process
[size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2]Here is a little test that will help you decide what you are: Democrat,[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]Republican, or Southerner. The answer can be found by posing the[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]following question: "You're walking down a deserted street with your[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]40 cal. pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]he reaches you and your family. What do you do?"[/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][/size][/font][font "Courier New"][size 2]- - - - - - - - - - Democrat's Answer - - - - - - - - - - - [/size][/font]
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[font "Courier New"][size 2]1. Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]2. Does the man look poor or oppressed? [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]3. Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]4. What does the law say about this situation? [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]5. Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it? [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]6. Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]this send to society and to my children? [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]7. Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]8. Should I call 9-1-1? [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]9. We need to raise taxes have paint and weed day and make this a[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. [/size][/font][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][/size][/font][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][/size][/font][/size][/font][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier ! New"][size 2]- - - - - - - - - - Republican's Answer - - - - - - - - - [/size][/font][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier ! New"][size 2][/size][/font][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier ! New"][size 2][/size][/font][/size][/font][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2]BANG! [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2] [/size][/font][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][/size][/font][font "Courier New"][size 2] [/size][/font][font "Courier New"][size 2]- - - - - - - - - - - Southerner's Answer - - - - - - - - [/size][/font][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][/size][/font][/size][/font][/size] [size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][font "Courier New"][size 2][/size][/font][font "Cour! ier New"][size 2]BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]Click..... (Sounds of reloading)[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver[/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]Tips or Black Talon?" [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]Son: "Can I shoot the next one!" [/size][/font]
[font "Courier New"][size 2]Wife: ! ; "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!" [/size][/font] [font "Times New Roman"][size 3][/size][/font] [font "Times New Roman"][size 3][/size][/font] [font "Arial"][/font][/size][/font][/size][font "Times New Roman"][size 3] [/size][/font]

I know what I would do. There is a little Southerner in this Republican!
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