Top 10 signs

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[font "Garamond"][#008000][size 4]The Top Ten Warning Signs You Don’t Want to Get Stuck Fishing With That Guy You Just Met on the River[/size][/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]10. While talking, he re-ties his leader with tippet pulled from the spools on your vest[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]9. He’s in his 30s, yet says he grew up with Lefty Kreh[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]8. He’s constantly mumbling about flying saucers spooking his trout[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]7. Has fly line threaded through hook keeper, yet still swears he can “cast to the backing.”[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]6. First words out of his mouth are “What’s your favorite fly rod?”[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]5. Wearing his waders inside out[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]4. Second words out of his mouth are “What’s your favorite fly?”[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]3. Wearing “I <Heart> Donnie Beaver” button[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]2. Severed human head in the back pocket of his vest[/#008000][/font]
[font "Courier New"][#008000]1. Wraps fly line around your neck on backcast, doesn’t notice before forward cast[/#008000][/font]
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