10-15-2009, 02:27 AM
OK you did it, I was trying to get the first post pic out of my mind, and you had to remind me of another grose memory....
excuse me if I gag a half dozen times here...
suprized it didnt kill them, tobaco is a night shade plant family.
I remember when I was real young a person I knew used to keep a coffee comunity can of fermenting packer spit with floating wads.....
he asked me to pull it out from behind the couch with dead flies and skeeters in it, I about ralfed on the spot, then he reached in and pulled out a wad and started chawin on it...
fer those of you who are getting a chuckle out of this, wait till you see your first vomiting experience... lol
Ok, LH2
lets try this one...
I new another kid when I was again vary young. he would eat anything, even if the dog wouldnt touch it he would pick it out of the dogs dish and eat it, no bets or dares just plain wanted to eat everything in site...
well one day it cought up with him, and of corse I had the esteem pleasure of being there when it did.
for a ten year old he was round, bigger round than he was tall, he could litteraly roll across the yard faster than he could run...
it was a hot summer day and he was sitting on the poarch eating pickled bologna. You know the ones I mean. That in it self wasnt so bad. I have eaten it my self, just dont care about the way it comes out the other end. but that not the grose part either.
he was about half way though his third ring and he put it down, Well we never seen him put down food before and we all started staring at him.
his tummy started rumbling, not only could we here it, we could see it rolling bulging and pulpitating. Then he leat out a burp that smelt like sewer.
well we all went ewwww. and covered our faces and backed up... our eyes started watering it smelt so bad.
It was a good thing we did back up, cuz what came next was sewer... no, not vomit, but sewer... he had been plugged in the lower unit for weeks to the point that his entire system backed up in to his digestive system in to his stomach and finaly out of his mouth.... ewwww he poohed out of his mouth...
That in it self was gross enuff, but what I didnt mention was he had a little brother... What big brother dose little brother has to do as well, so when he saw big bro flow little brother dose everything he can to hold it in but finaly starts gagging and holding his stomach and with a horendesly loug Blahhhh, out comes a couple gallons of white fly maggots spraying all over the sand box then finaly a one long white worm came flowing out of his mouth....
True story, oddly enuff that one didnt make me sick, just made me want to step back a few yards, I didnt want to wear it.... afterwords we played with the maggots with a stick untill little sister came out of the house with a bunch of ma's who coralled us all up after finding out who did what and took us our sepreat ways... lol
When I think about now, I saw the movie aliens before the book was ever written..[sly]
Oh ya, little sis was a tattle tail...lol, and in that case it was a good thing... the boys went to the hospitol for a few days.... Oh ya, thay aint fat no mo either.. LOL
so I up the anty with
Disentary of the mouth and a severe case of multiple worms.
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excuse me if I gag a half dozen times here...
suprized it didnt kill them, tobaco is a night shade plant family.
I remember when I was real young a person I knew used to keep a coffee comunity can of fermenting packer spit with floating wads.....
he asked me to pull it out from behind the couch with dead flies and skeeters in it, I about ralfed on the spot, then he reached in and pulled out a wad and started chawin on it...
fer those of you who are getting a chuckle out of this, wait till you see your first vomiting experience... lol
Ok, LH2
lets try this one...
I new another kid when I was again vary young. he would eat anything, even if the dog wouldnt touch it he would pick it out of the dogs dish and eat it, no bets or dares just plain wanted to eat everything in site...
well one day it cought up with him, and of corse I had the esteem pleasure of being there when it did.
for a ten year old he was round, bigger round than he was tall, he could litteraly roll across the yard faster than he could run...
it was a hot summer day and he was sitting on the poarch eating pickled bologna. You know the ones I mean. That in it self wasnt so bad. I have eaten it my self, just dont care about the way it comes out the other end. but that not the grose part either.
he was about half way though his third ring and he put it down, Well we never seen him put down food before and we all started staring at him.
his tummy started rumbling, not only could we here it, we could see it rolling bulging and pulpitating. Then he leat out a burp that smelt like sewer.
well we all went ewwww. and covered our faces and backed up... our eyes started watering it smelt so bad.
It was a good thing we did back up, cuz what came next was sewer... no, not vomit, but sewer... he had been plugged in the lower unit for weeks to the point that his entire system backed up in to his digestive system in to his stomach and finaly out of his mouth.... ewwww he poohed out of his mouth...
That in it self was gross enuff, but what I didnt mention was he had a little brother... What big brother dose little brother has to do as well, so when he saw big bro flow little brother dose everything he can to hold it in but finaly starts gagging and holding his stomach and with a horendesly loug Blahhhh, out comes a couple gallons of white fly maggots spraying all over the sand box then finaly a one long white worm came flowing out of his mouth....
True story, oddly enuff that one didnt make me sick, just made me want to step back a few yards, I didnt want to wear it.... afterwords we played with the maggots with a stick untill little sister came out of the house with a bunch of ma's who coralled us all up after finding out who did what and took us our sepreat ways... lol
When I think about now, I saw the movie aliens before the book was ever written..[sly]
Oh ya, little sis was a tattle tail...lol, and in that case it was a good thing... the boys went to the hospitol for a few days.... Oh ya, thay aint fat no mo either.. LOL
so I up the anty with
Disentary of the mouth and a severe case of multiple worms.
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