10-31-2009, 03:12 PM
you guys are nasty! i got one its not that bad though
i was at my cousins house when we were kids my cousin cris was a a year younger than i i think we were like 13 and 12 at the time and we were raising all sorts of hell when we herd my aunt start screaming oh my god! oh my god! so we followed the screaming to a room where my 1 year old cousin was taking a nap. when i walked in i didnt know what to expect i was shocked and started gagging imediatly my 1 year old cousin had pooped in his diaper then decided to use the poop as fingure paints the entire wall by his crib was covered in poo and he stood there staring at it and gloating like he was michelangelo and it was his sixsteen chapel or something this wall of poo was as wide as a crib and as tall as he could reach this isnt the worse part the whole time we were there the little artist had had his back to us he was laughing and carring on at the reaction he was getting from everybody that walked in the room well he spun around to look at us and he had a massive
on his face with a massive ring of poo around his lips like he had grabbed a turd nugget and put it on like lipstick this is when the chain reaction started i ran for the bathroom some one else was in it so i made it to the closest exit the door going to the garage as soon as made through the door i couldnt hold it any longer i let her rip and gave my aunts floor a nice coat of puke well chris came out to the garage unknowing i had thrown up all over his floor he walked right into the middle of the splatter fest stopped then looked down at his bare feet and made a disgusted face i was laughing so hard my stomach hurt just then while he was frozen standing barefoot in my throw up a draft or something must have caught him funny and wafted the smell right up to his nose i watched him cover his mouth and his cheeks swell then blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he puked all over the garage floor right on top of my puke. ...........................
.................................... i know what your thinking that this couldnt get any worse and it does and your probably thinking this is made up but i swear this is a true story........
so my aunt kathy come flying out into the garage see the huge pile of fresh vomit and side steps it then starts yelling at us telling us we are gonna clean up every ounce of it when my aunts dog copper a cocker spaniel comes flying out the garage door and dives head first into this pile of vomit and starts lapping it up as fast as he can i look over at my aunt and she does the same thing her son just did covers her mouth then i see her cheeks swell up but she forgot to move her hand and puke was squeezing its way out of her lips and through her fingures it kind of looked like when you turn off a sprinkler and those last few seconds of water are coming out. finally she let it out right next to the pile her son and i had already made..
i dont think i have ever laughed as hard as had that day..
this story is 100% true i lived it and it was truelly a disgusting but hilariouse moment in my life.
sorry so long
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i was at my cousins house when we were kids my cousin cris was a a year younger than i i think we were like 13 and 12 at the time and we were raising all sorts of hell when we herd my aunt start screaming oh my god! oh my god! so we followed the screaming to a room where my 1 year old cousin was taking a nap. when i walked in i didnt know what to expect i was shocked and started gagging imediatly my 1 year old cousin had pooped in his diaper then decided to use the poop as fingure paints the entire wall by his crib was covered in poo and he stood there staring at it and gloating like he was michelangelo and it was his sixsteen chapel or something this wall of poo was as wide as a crib and as tall as he could reach this isnt the worse part the whole time we were there the little artist had had his back to us he was laughing and carring on at the reaction he was getting from everybody that walked in the room well he spun around to look at us and he had a massive
on his face with a massive ring of poo around his lips like he had grabbed a turd nugget and put it on like lipstick this is when the chain reaction started i ran for the bathroom some one else was in it so i made it to the closest exit the door going to the garage as soon as made through the door i couldnt hold it any longer i let her rip and gave my aunts floor a nice coat of puke well chris came out to the garage unknowing i had thrown up all over his floor he walked right into the middle of the splatter fest stopped then looked down at his bare feet and made a disgusted face i was laughing so hard my stomach hurt just then while he was frozen standing barefoot in my throw up a draft or something must have caught him funny and wafted the smell right up to his nose i watched him cover his mouth and his cheeks swell then blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he puked all over the garage floor right on top of my puke. ............................................................... i know what your thinking that this couldnt get any worse and it does and your probably thinking this is made up but i swear this is a true story........
so my aunt kathy come flying out into the garage see the huge pile of fresh vomit and side steps it then starts yelling at us telling us we are gonna clean up every ounce of it when my aunts dog copper a cocker spaniel comes flying out the garage door and dives head first into this pile of vomit and starts lapping it up as fast as he can i look over at my aunt and she does the same thing her son just did covers her mouth then i see her cheeks swell up but she forgot to move her hand and puke was squeezing its way out of her lips and through her fingures it kind of looked like when you turn off a sprinkler and those last few seconds of water are coming out. finally she let it out right next to the pile her son and i had already made..
i dont think i have ever laughed as hard as had that day..
this story is 100% true i lived it and it was truelly a disgusting but hilariouse moment in my life.
sorry so long
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