Swimming with Seals! Not !!

[lonehunter]

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... > > > > > > > > > > > > she called me to get my phone number. > > > > > > > > > > > > she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said > > > > > > > > "concentrate." > > > > > > > > > > > > she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > > > > > > > > > > > she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > > > > > > > > > > > she tried to drown a fish. > > > > > > > > > > > > she thought a quarterback was a refund. > > > > > > > > > > > > she got locked in a grocery store and starved to > > > > > > > > death. > > > > > > > > > > > > she tripped over a cordless phone. > > > > > > > > > > > > she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. > > > > > > > > she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. > > > > > > > > > > > > she studied for a blood test. > > > > > > > > > > > > she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > > > > > > > > > > > > when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, > > > > > > > > she moved. > > > > > > > > > > > > when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice > > > > > > > > instead. > > > > > > > > > > > > when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said > > > > > > > > "Airport Left" she turned around and went home > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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