05-04-2011, 01:43 PM
"Next trip when she is kicking your but on kitties maybe she will return the favor."
[cool][#0000ff]Ha! The only time she catches more than me is when I am not fishing. She does not throw plastic or cranks like I do and she fishes two rods continuously for kitties. But even then I usually catch more in less time. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]But if I am sharp enough to pick up on the gritted teeth in her walkie talkie conversations I discreetly remove my bait...or hooks...and let her sneak by me on the fish count. Hey, discretion is the better part of awful wedded bliss. Otherwise my dinner will be hot
and cold shoulder.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Some guys just ain't smart enough to know how to take a lady fishin'. It takes so little to keep 'em happy...and so little to make 'em go ballistic. But if you LET THEM THINK they are better fisherfolk...and let them gloat about it...life is so much better for a few days.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Only problem is that no matter how hard you try to help them get a lot of fish they sometimes can't git 'er done. After all, they are not fisherMEN.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]That should score me a few points with the ladies on the board. Don't bother trying to find me for a few days. I may be living in exile...in a compound in Pakistan.[/#0000ff]
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[cool][#0000ff]Ha! The only time she catches more than me is when I am not fishing. She does not throw plastic or cranks like I do and she fishes two rods continuously for kitties. But even then I usually catch more in less time. [/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]But if I am sharp enough to pick up on the gritted teeth in her walkie talkie conversations I discreetly remove my bait...or hooks...and let her sneak by me on the fish count. Hey, discretion is the better part of awful wedded bliss. Otherwise my dinner will be hot
and cold shoulder.[/#0000ff][#0000ff][/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]Some guys just ain't smart enough to know how to take a lady fishin'. It takes so little to keep 'em happy...and so little to make 'em go ballistic. But if you LET THEM THINK they are better fisherfolk...and let them gloat about it...life is so much better for a few days.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]Only problem is that no matter how hard you try to help them get a lot of fish they sometimes can't git 'er done. After all, they are not fisherMEN.[/#0000ff]
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[#0000ff]That should score me a few points with the ladies on the board. Don't bother trying to find me for a few days. I may be living in exile...in a compound in Pakistan.[/#0000ff]
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