05-26-2011, 11:47 AM
"What shocks me is the Knolls report. I had exactly the conditions TD was trying to avoid. I NEVER had wind from the North; it was from south and east all morning, not too harsh, but pushing cold water against the shore."
[cool][#0000ff]I have a theory that there is a group of Utah Lake trolls that live in a secret chamber in the middle of the lake. They have magical powers to create any kind of conditions they want. Like us, they check the weather forecasts...of competent meteorologists...and then stir up weather that is exactly the opposite of the forecasts.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]What is even worse is that they can direct one type of weather to one part of the lake and then send completely different weather to any other part. And this is the only logical explanation for the fact that whenever I elect to fish the Lincoln Beach area...based upon a forecast for mild offshore (SW) breezes...I invariably have to fight strong winds from the north. And when I opt for the Knolls...with a north wind forecast...my tube gets washed up on shore by the breakers from the south.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]I'm sure I have seen their ugly little spies sneaking around the shoreline to see if I am fishing. Then they text their findings to "Troll Central" and the bad winds start blowing in from the wrong direction. This is further validated by the fact that within minutes of my getting off the water it usually turns to glass for the rest of the day...unless I launch again. Then it gets even worse.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]Life's not fair.[/#0000ff]
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[cool][#0000ff]I have a theory that there is a group of Utah Lake trolls that live in a secret chamber in the middle of the lake. They have magical powers to create any kind of conditions they want. Like us, they check the weather forecasts...of competent meteorologists...and then stir up weather that is exactly the opposite of the forecasts.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]What is even worse is that they can direct one type of weather to one part of the lake and then send completely different weather to any other part. And this is the only logical explanation for the fact that whenever I elect to fish the Lincoln Beach area...based upon a forecast for mild offshore (SW) breezes...I invariably have to fight strong winds from the north. And when I opt for the Knolls...with a north wind forecast...my tube gets washed up on shore by the breakers from the south.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]I'm sure I have seen their ugly little spies sneaking around the shoreline to see if I am fishing. Then they text their findings to "Troll Central" and the bad winds start blowing in from the wrong direction. This is further validated by the fact that within minutes of my getting off the water it usually turns to glass for the rest of the day...unless I launch again. Then it gets even worse.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff]Life's not fair.[/#0000ff]
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