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[southernman]

[font "Arial"][size 1]An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a [/size][/font][font "Arial"][size 1]good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. [/size][/font]

She asks the class to raise their hands if they, too, are Charger fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
The teacher asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"
"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter asks,"Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from Denver, my mom is an Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan, too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's not
necessarily a reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"


Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

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