A little birdie told me...

[BearLakeMack]

[font "Comic Sans MS"][black][size 3]that Predator and Tomegun had some problems today on the Snake River. From what the birdie chirped out, Predator forgot to top off the boat and ran out of fuel. After begging a ride, they were towed for over two hours back to the ramp. Guess we'll have to wait for the rest of the story...[/size][/black][/font]
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[CBR]

Ah crappy. Guess we have to wait to hear the full story.
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[Theekillerbee]

I hate it when that happens! Stupid boats anyways!
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[PREDATOR]

Oh, I cannot believe the stuff that comes out of his mouth.

Ok, heres the REAL story.

We decided to head over the border to the snake for a little smallie fishing today.

First off tommy tries to blame me for all this since he screwed up SO many times today.

First, we meet at the walmart parking lot.
Well, one of us does.
Tommy gets lost in the dark and makes it half way to idaho without me.
You wonder why the parcel post delivery service is going under? Thier drivers cant find places.

Anyways, after waiting in the dark for about 45 minuets, tommey finally rolls in.
Tells me some story about how they canged the exit signs on him. Whatever.

Anyways, we get his crap, and I do mean crap loaded up into me rig.
And off we go.

So we get to idaho a couple hours later, and I tell tommy I got to stop to get some gas before we launch.
He says "How much ya got?"
I told him.
He says oh I know this boat and it will be fine. No problem, thats plenty of gas.
So, I take his word for it, should have known better.

Now we are on the lake.
I take tommy to a prime spot, and the first thing out of his mouth is, "What are we doing here? This spot is stupid."
Then on his second cast he nails a three pound smallmouth.
As hes trying to land it, he throws the hook and its over.
Crappy spot huh?
Anyways, we bang a couple more fish in the next while, Actually fishing is pretty good for about three hours. We boat about 25 fish.
Not bad for a couple hours.
Most of the fish go two pounds with a couple exceptions.
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So I have taken tommy to three spots and all produced some great fishing. Also all three spots he cursed upon initially seeing.

Then he says lets go fish some of my stuff.

So, we go to the stinking middle of the river out in the great wide open, tommy casts this goofy rig piece o crap into the dumbest hole on the planet.

Bang sets up on the ugliest albino smallmouth the world has ever seen.
Oh man it was so ugly I wish I had taken a pic of it for science purposes.

Anyways, then the dork pulls out the stupidest bait on the planet.
Its a pink and white rapala x rap.
It was given to him for free since it was broke by the original owner and no longr was worth having.
This is the guy I am fishing with! A junk collector who is hours late, and gives extremly poor advice.

Anyways, he tosses this stupid bait in there and its supposed to suspend, but it flips over upside down, and sinks.
Anyways, he gets bit on the dumb thing and pulls up two smallies on the same bait. Its got one dink on the rear hook, and one on ok one on the front.
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You can see hes proud of such garbage fishing.

Anyways, its been a couple hours and like I say, we have about 25 - 30 smaliies in the boat.

tommy says lets go hit another one of my spots.
I am thinking ok, this last one produced me a fish, and him about four.

We fire up the bad boy and head out.

I am quite impressed at how an engine shuts down going 60 mph when it runs out of gas.

So here we are floating in the middle of the river, its october so theres not many folks around.
No gas, and we are seriously like 8 miles from anywhere.

I was at mantua the night before with maniac and didnt charge the batteries on the motor so we now have about 10 hours of battery used up.
No way we are going to go 8 miles on the electric.

tommegun says to me, hey dude why didnt you put some gas in this thing?

I dang near had to slap him.

So, we put the electric on high and at 75 lbs thrust, went looking for a tow back to the ramp.

We lost a couple hours fishing time being slow pulled to the ramp after finally finding someone.

Then we get some gas, go back out on the lake, and tommy procedes to bang fish on the stupidest lures ever invented.
He has already got fish on lipless baits, stick worms, tubes, jerk baits, I cant even remember what else, but he had fish on like 7 differet baits.

Then he takes me to another crappy spot.
This one hes never even fished, he just heard about it.
So we get there, he pulls out this blue spinnerbait, tosses it in there and pops a nice smallie.
It was the only fish in the vacinity, and it was obviously retarded and had A.D.D.

Anyways we fished a bit more, and then a 40 mph wind decided to go ballistic on us.

The electirc was going full bore, the waves were coming over the bow, I was getting a bath. Should have switched places with tommy since he needed a bath.

I pop a nice one on a lipless in the oceanic surf, tommy gets energized and starts catching trees and lava rocks.
Go figure?

Anyways, we call it a day, and now he tries to blame me for all this stuff.
I tell you its amazing.

Anyways, he had the coolest stinking bait.
The thing was a killer.
Lucky craft LVR mini. Japan craw color. Oh the coolest color ever built on a bait.

It kind of makes up for that busted up idiot pink thing he was using.

Anyways, it was a good trip. Lots of fun. Lots of laughs and one heck of an adventure.

Oh, I almost forgot. The guy is a scatter brain.
We are driving home, 75 mph and I see something fly out the back of the boat.
Its tommy's life jacket. He didnt put it away.
He walks down the freeway after the thing. Hes coming back and hes eating something.
I ask him where he got food on the highway. He says I had some poptarts in my life jacket.

What? Poptarts in your life jacket?

Yeah, but when it hit those cars, the pop tarts flew out and got scattered all over the road.
So i picked up some of the bigger pieces and ate them on the way back. The still looked ok.

Oh man, the guy was killing me.

And the dancing. In the back of the boat. hillarious. The guy is back there rapping and dancing to it while fishing its the funniest yet most disturbing thing I have ever witnessed.
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[maniac]

Hey your fishing my spots!
when did you start to listening to Tom?
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[MisterCompletely]

[font "Comic Sans MS"][size 3]That story is hilarious! I read it to my wife and we were both dying laughing. The thing is it sounds too much like some of my fishing trips.[/size][/font]
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[Theekillerbee]

Freekin' hilarious Pred! I'd have pain money to watch your guys' three ringed circus! Thanks for the report.
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[Kent]

Hey Mike, you are fortunate that you found someone to tow your boat back to the ramp. We rarely see more than about two or three boats in the entire day when we fish The Snake River.
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[tomegun]

[red][size 4]Liar liar pants on fire. [black][size 2]Its unbelievable the poison that comes out of your piehole .

The only truth he stated was I drove by the Brigham City exit. But hey, I was enjoying a nice tasty egg mcmuffin.(ok 2 mcmuffins)

LOSER, I'm not the one that didn't have a fishing license.

Its your boat you would think someone of your disability would"fuel more than twice a year".(these things happen when you get out of the kiddie pools).

You know damn well, my superior gear(that your wife paid for) is not an excuse for another one of your poor performances.

How do you like the product placement of the GLoomis logo? I had my better smallie in the left hand(closer to the logo and my heart) and Predator's only LIVE fish in the other.

His 3lb smallie. It was dead. Predator foul hooked it in the tail and it still took him 5 mins to land.



I have had 3 pm's this morning from our girlish gas station attendent this morning waiting for my reply. Tells ya something doesn't.

Its difficult sometimes to take kids fishing. Specially one that sing nursery rhythms when he's not catching fish.

Oh BTW, I was chewing on a jackalope leg. I had to give the guy who towed us in $50 because some lowlife Predator use all his money buying a fishing license.
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[Out4Trout]

[cool]Dang, Pred. You and Tome have some pretty wild adventures out there on the ponds that make for great and entertaining reads! At least you guys caught a lot of smallies, eh?
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[leaky]

Hey Mike,
You're getting to be quite the story teller. Man, I would have given a nickel or two to have been there to witness the real "real story". []
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[PREDATOR]

Leaky!
The "REAL" story?[pirate]
Oh come on.
You cant make this stuff up.[]

Anyone who has ever fished with tommy knows its one crazy ride after another.

I didnt even mention the naked people on the ski boat. I figure you had that one covered, or was it uncovered?[shocked]

Out for trout, correction, "you guys" didnt catch fish. I caught the most fish, and as you can see from the pictures, the bigger fish.

I will admit tomegun is almost a half decent fisherman, but he relys too much on me to hook his fish for him. Sometimes it gets old letting him reel in my bigger fish.

However I hear that after all this, tomegun has joined the ranks of the UT Trout Commander and has given up bass fishing. Last I heard he was looking for an 8 hp kicker motor to troll with. Hes a big fan of trolling.
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[tomegun]

I know where you live, butthead.

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