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lets give TD a warm welcome
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03-27-2006, 04:01 AM
I just wanted to be the first one to welcome Tube Dude back into the world of boaters.... LOL hopefully he'll keep up on his tubing also and showing us youngsters how its done.
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03-27-2006, 04:05 AM
I wont beleive it till i see it! I want proof of this blasphemy. [shocked]
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03-27-2006, 04:23 AM
[font "Comic Sans MS"][#ff4040][size 4]BLASPHEMY!!!![/size][/#ff4040][/font]
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03-27-2006, 05:05 AM
[font "Arial Black"][red][size 3] What the infamous one on the water instead of in the water? What kind of maddness is this?, LOL[/size][/red][/font]
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03-27-2006, 01:48 PM
[cool][#0000ff]Yeah, verily, I have strayed into the "dark side" (as brother Danzilla puts it). [/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]When Utwalleye bought his new Smokercraft at the boat show, I showed compassion by buying his old tin fishing sled...a 15 foot flatbottom with a 40 horse Merc. That allowed him to sleep inside at night and put food on the table for the next week.[/#0000ff] [#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]Danny boy hadda go spill the beans, 'cause I asked him to do a tuneup and "go through" for me. Motormouth.[/#0000ff] [#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]Fear not, ye of the tubing faith, I have not deserted thee. For, verily my new ride shall only enhance my tubing, in that it shall provide passage for my tubes unto shores not reachable by finpower alone. I shall name my new motorized conveyance "Tube Ferry".[/#0000ff] [#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]Snicker, snicker. Of course I plan to use it to play with some wipers, walleyes, kitties and other denizens of our local waters too.[/#0000ff] [#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]Hey Danny, is it true that you have been wearing pantyhose ever since your wife found that pair in the back seat of your car?[/#0000ff] [signature]
03-27-2006, 03:05 PM
TD no truth to it at all ... I've been wearing them a lot longer than that.
I was afraid that if you were seen in your own boat by some other members that the world would spin off its axes, so I thought I'd make the announcement and soften them up to the idea of you sitting on a lake showing off your leggs... hmmmm maybe you wear pantyhose... has anyone ever seen your leggs?? what are you hiding in that tube??? do you even have leggs??? hmmmmm questions will be answered and the world will be complete. LOL DZ [signature]
03-27-2006, 03:39 PM
Well its about time you joined the real fisherman club and got a boat[shocked][
 ][sly][sly] And not just a toy....[cool] . [signature]
03-27-2006, 03:56 PM
[cool][#0000ff]Now you wanna see my legs? After admitting that you have been wearing those pantyhose for a long time? You're scaring me.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]I usually keep my extremities covered while in "polite society", to avoid shock and awe. But, when tubing in remote areas, like the Sea of Cortez (warm water), I fish "wet" and don't cover my lovely legs...even with pantyhose. Here's a pic.[/#0000ff] [signature]
03-27-2006, 04:04 PM
[cool][#0000ff]Wait 'til I get that new Merc 275 on my tin cup and then we will do some racing on Lake X...after I get it dredged up off the bottom.[/#0000ff]
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03-27-2006, 04:27 PM
Let me know when you get your 275 we will go title for title...[cool]
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03-27-2006, 04:55 PM
[cool][#0000ff]No thanks. I only need one boat. And, why would I want yours too, after you have taught it all those bad habits?[/#0000ff]
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03-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Thats good I was trying to see how I could do the back stroke from inside my boat..
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03-28-2006, 02:13 AM
How old is that pic TD? Your hair still has color and its not WHITE! What a straping young man you were.
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03-28-2006, 11:42 AM
[cool][#0000ff]That pic is only about 20 years old. Surely I haven't changed much since then. I'll bet you haven't either.[/#0000ff]
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03-28-2006, 01:01 PM
Nice Shorts Man.
Welcome to the world of boating ... Just try not to sit in the boat and stick your legs over the side and start kicking .... He he he. [signature]
03-28-2006, 01:07 PM
[cool][#0000ff]Okay, enough with the tuber to boater conversion jokes. I been on a boat before. Me and Noah used to fish all the tournaments.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]Glad you like the shorts. They were cutoffs from a pair of polyester pants I used to wear fishing in Utah. Here's a pic. Sorry I didn't include the leisure suit and wide lapel shirt.[/#0000ff] [signature]
03-28-2006, 01:25 PM
[font "Comic Sans MS"][#ff4040]Looks like the eyes didn't have a size limit back then eh.[/#ff4040][/font]
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03-28-2006, 01:54 PM
[cool][#0000ff]In the olden days, the limit on Willard was TWO fish over 20 inches and there was only a limit of 6 walleyes on Utah Lake, with no size restrictions.[/#0000ff]
[#0000ff][/#0000ff] [#0000ff]This 6 fish limit was part of a 40 fish day during the post spawn feeding binge out in front of the Jordan River mouth, from my float tube. Ten pounders were not uncommon with most fish over 5 pounds. And, since there were bajillions of white bass at that time, the wallies were fat and sassy.[/#0000ff] [#0000ff] [#0000ff]In those days, most of the walleyes taken from Utah Lake each year were snagged while they were up in the tributaries, before DWR finally closed it off. Once the fish went back to the lake, very few people fished for them...or knew how to catch them.[/#0000ff] [signature] |
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