01-10-2008, 12:42 AM
[black][size 3]The RNC has graciously chosen BigFishTackle.com as the vehicle for circulating its proposed agenda for the 2008 Republican National Convention.[/size][/black] [indent]
[black][size 3]7:00 P.M. Opening rant about late-night liberal media news reports
hosted by Pat Buchanan 7:15 P.M.
Pledge of allegiance to NRA and opening speech
Charlton Heston 7:30 P.M.
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff 7:35 P.M.
Church and State Unification prayer and worship
hosted by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson 8:00 P.M.
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff 8:05 P.M.
Ask-a-page to breakfast program
Mark Foley 8:15 P.M.
Evangelical Crystal Meth Toast
Ted Haggard 8:30 P.M.
Women in Politics Tea and Book Club
with Phyllis Schlafly and a reading of "Sisters" by Lynne Cheney 8:35 P.M.
Find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction rally
Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney 9:00 P.M.
Keynote speech: "Gerrymandering, The Good Ol' Days"
Tom DeLay 9:15 P.M.
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff 9:20 P.M.
Dept. of State collection to send a Saudi Prince to college fund
Condoleeza Rice 9:30 P.M.
"How to not to appear like a crazy former Senator"
Zell Miller 9:40 P.M.
"Why I love the military lobbyists"
Randy "Duke" Cunningham, inmate no. 8765432 9:45 P.M.
Republican Outplacement Forum
hosted by Rick Santorum, Jim Talent, Mike Dewine, Lincoln Chafee, and Conrad Burns 9:50 P.M.
Presentation of Truth in Drug-Free Broadcasting Award to Rush Limbaugh
Anne Coulter 9:55 P.M.
"Plausible Deniability - The Art of the Cover-up"
Scooter Libby 10:00 P.M.
"How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld were Right about Iraq"
George Allen 10:30 P.M.
Nomination of Jeb Bush for President; "It's his turn!"
Barbara Bush 11:00 P.M.
"How to Always Carry a Big Stick! - The Power of the Pharmaceutical Industry Lobbyist"
Bob Dole; sponsored by Pfizer 11:05 P.M.
"Eliminating the Dept. of Education and National Spelling Bee"
Dan "Potatoe" Quayle 11:15 P.M.
Proposal to change presidential eligibility rules
Arnold Schwarzenegger 11:30 P.M.
Coronation of Arnold Schwarzenegger as write-in candidate
Karl Rove 12:00 A.M.
"How to Succeed in Government Without Really Trying"
Michael Brown; sponsored by FEMA and the Arabian Horse Federation 12:05 A.M.
Jack Abramoff drives some former members of Congress back to prison [/size][/black][/indent]
hahahahahh - cant take credit though
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[black][size 3]7:00 P.M. Opening rant about late-night liberal media news reports
hosted by Pat Buchanan 7:15 P.M.
Pledge of allegiance to NRA and opening speech
Charlton Heston 7:30 P.M.
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff 7:35 P.M.
Church and State Unification prayer and worship
hosted by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson 8:00 P.M.
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff 8:05 P.M.
Ask-a-page to breakfast program
Mark Foley 8:15 P.M.
Evangelical Crystal Meth Toast
Ted Haggard 8:30 P.M.
Women in Politics Tea and Book Club
with Phyllis Schlafly and a reading of "Sisters" by Lynne Cheney 8:35 P.M.
Find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction rally
Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney 9:00 P.M.
Keynote speech: "Gerrymandering, The Good Ol' Days"
Tom DeLay 9:15 P.M.
Proposal for a Fundraiser
Jack Abramoff 9:20 P.M.
Dept. of State collection to send a Saudi Prince to college fund
Condoleeza Rice 9:30 P.M.
"How to not to appear like a crazy former Senator"
Zell Miller 9:40 P.M.
"Why I love the military lobbyists"
Randy "Duke" Cunningham, inmate no. 8765432 9:45 P.M.
Republican Outplacement Forum
hosted by Rick Santorum, Jim Talent, Mike Dewine, Lincoln Chafee, and Conrad Burns 9:50 P.M.
Presentation of Truth in Drug-Free Broadcasting Award to Rush Limbaugh
Anne Coulter 9:55 P.M.
"Plausible Deniability - The Art of the Cover-up"
Scooter Libby 10:00 P.M.
"How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld were Right about Iraq"
George Allen 10:30 P.M.
Nomination of Jeb Bush for President; "It's his turn!"
Barbara Bush 11:00 P.M.
"How to Always Carry a Big Stick! - The Power of the Pharmaceutical Industry Lobbyist"
Bob Dole; sponsored by Pfizer 11:05 P.M.
"Eliminating the Dept. of Education and National Spelling Bee"
Dan "Potatoe" Quayle 11:15 P.M.
Proposal to change presidential eligibility rules
Arnold Schwarzenegger 11:30 P.M.
Coronation of Arnold Schwarzenegger as write-in candidate
Karl Rove 12:00 A.M.
"How to Succeed in Government Without Really Trying"
Michael Brown; sponsored by FEMA and the Arabian Horse Federation 12:05 A.M.
Jack Abramoff drives some former members of Congress back to prison [/size][/black][/indent]
hahahahahh - cant take credit though
[url "http://www.shadowmonkey.net/articles/humor/2008-rnc-agenda.html"]http://www.shadowmonkey.net/...2008-rnc-agenda.html[/url]
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