12-31-2003, 03:03 AM
[size 1]You're in California when: [/size]
[size 1]1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
[/size][size 1]7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grow, and you can taste [/size][size 1]the
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. [/size]
[size 1]8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the [/size][size 1]U.S. [/size]
[size 1]13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps.
You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at [/size][size 1]8:30am[/size][size 1] at Starbucks wearing the [/size][size 1]baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. [/size]
[size 1]15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
[/size][size 1]16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman [/size][size 1]who
delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. [/size]
[size 1]17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH 2003."
[/size][size 1]19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy [/size][size 1]Blanks
himself is teaching the [/size][size 1]4:00pm Tae Bo class. [/size]
[size 1]20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
[/size][size 1]21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an [/size][size 1]hour
early to avoid all the weather- related accidents. [/size]
[size 1]22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
24. The Terminator is going to be your next governor.[/size]
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[size 1]1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
[/size][size 1]7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grow, and you can taste [/size][size 1]the
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. [/size]
[size 1]8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the [/size][size 1]U.S. [/size]
[size 1]13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps.
You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at [/size][size 1]8:30am[/size][size 1] at Starbucks wearing the [/size][size 1]baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. [/size]
[size 1]15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
[/size][size 1]16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman [/size][size 1]who
delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. [/size]
[size 1]17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH 2003."
[/size][size 1]19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy [/size][size 1]Blanks
himself is teaching the [/size][size 1]4:00pm Tae Bo class. [/size]
[size 1]20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
[/size][size 1]21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an [/size][size 1]hour
early to avoid all the weather- related accidents. [/size]
[size 1]22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
24. The Terminator is going to be your next governor.[/size]
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