04-22-2004, 03:47 PM
KID COMES HOME FROM SCHOOL FINDS MOM IN THE KITCHEN, SITS DOWN AND PONDERS QUIETLY. MOM SEES SOMETHINGS ON HIS LITTLE MIND SO SHE ASKS WHATS UP. KID SAYS "I WAS CALLED A WORD TODAY I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS." MOM SAYS "WHAT WORD?" KID TELLS HER "PU**Y" SHE SAYS YOU BETTER GO ASK YOUR DAD ABOUT THAT ONE. HES OUT IN THE SHED WORKING ON THE MOWER.
KID GOES OUT BACK FINDS DAD. SAYS "MOM TOLD ME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS WORD I WAS CALLED AT SCHOOL TODAY, ITS P***Y WHAT IS IT AND WHY IS IT BAD TO BE CALLED ONE?"
DAD REPLYS, "OH SON ITS A WORD PEOPLE USE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES" KID SAYS "OKAY BUT WHAT IS IT" DAD THINKS HES 8 AND ITS PROBALY AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO DELVE INTO BIRDS AND BEES....SO HE TELLS HIM "SON A P***Y IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER YOU HAVE TO TREAT VERY GENTLY AND SOFTLY SO IT WILL SLOWLY OPEN UP AND SHOW YOU THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE."
KID SAYS HMM..."WHAT ABOUT AFTER IT SHOWS YOU THE MYSTERIES, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE THEN?"
DAD SAYS...."A BULLDOG WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MAYONAISE."
LATERS,
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KID GOES OUT BACK FINDS DAD. SAYS "MOM TOLD ME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS WORD I WAS CALLED AT SCHOOL TODAY, ITS P***Y WHAT IS IT AND WHY IS IT BAD TO BE CALLED ONE?"
DAD REPLYS, "OH SON ITS A WORD PEOPLE USE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES" KID SAYS "OKAY BUT WHAT IS IT" DAD THINKS HES 8 AND ITS PROBALY AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO DELVE INTO BIRDS AND BEES....SO HE TELLS HIM "SON A P***Y IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER YOU HAVE TO TREAT VERY GENTLY AND SOFTLY SO IT WILL SLOWLY OPEN UP AND SHOW YOU THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE."
KID SAYS HMM..."WHAT ABOUT AFTER IT SHOWS YOU THE MYSTERIES, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE THEN?"
DAD SAYS...."A BULLDOG WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MAYONAISE."
LATERS,
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