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Rules of Utah, Idaho, Colorado, Wyoming
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[font "Poor Richard"][green][size 4][cool] [/size][/green][/font][green][font "Poor Richard"][size 4]Rules of Utah, Idaho, Colorado, Wyoming and the Wild West are as follows:

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight: it's called a "gravel road." I drive a
pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-80 goes east and west, I-15 goes north and south. Pick one.

5. So you have a $60,000. 00 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000.00 [i]combines [/i]that are driven only 3 weeks a year

6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outa your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar you can get them at the bait store on the corner.

9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age or looks !!

11 No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham, turkey & bacon.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main di shes: meats, vegetables, and breads We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring "Coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

16. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Universities, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home for the holidays.

17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines than all of you put together, so don't mess with us. If you do, you'll get whipped by the best.

18. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

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[/green][font "Poor Richard"][green][size 4]WEST L.A.? HOW FAR WEST ?

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Dryrod you been living in So Cal too long. All update a few rules for you.
#2 Mama didn't teach us manners so we don't take our cowboy hats off inside.
#3 I drive my pickup towing a trailer on the gravel road at 5mph and I don't see a point in letting anybody by. Hell it's only 60 miles to the pavement anyway (Wyoming [Tongue])
#17 We support all wars but don't actually send anyone to fight if we can help it (Utah with the losest # that actually serve of all states)
The rest are about right
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Your darn staright boy. [Wink]
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other stuff too:

Quote: The overall gonorrhea rate for the eight western states increased 52.0%, from 56.3 cases per 100,000 population in 2000 to 85.6 cases per 100,000 in 2005. The greatest increase (195.1%) was reported from Utah, where the gonorrhea rate increased from 10.3 per 100,000 population in 2000 to 30.4 in 2005
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They do some strange stuff in the winter in the Southern end of the state[Wink]
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[font "Pristina"][green][size 4][green][unsure]That certainly is an alarming statistics. What does Utah attribute that problem to?[/green][/size][/green][/font]
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Dryrod you been living in So Cal too long. All update a few rules for you.
#2 Mama didn't teach us manners so we don't take our cowboy hats off inside.
#3 I drive my pickup towing a trailer on the gravel road at 5mph and I don't see a point in letting anybody by. Hell it's only 60 miles to the pavement anyway (Wyoming [Tongue])
#17 We support all wars but don't actually send anyone to fight if we can help it (Utah with the losest # that actually serve of all states)
The rest are about right [/reply]
It's kind of tough when 75% of the kids between 19-21 (when most would join the military) are on missions. [Tongue]
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[font "Pristina"][green][size 4][green][unsure]That certainly is an alarming statistics. What does Utah attribute that problem to?[/green][/size][/green][/font] [/reply]
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[reply][font "Pristina"][green][size 4][green][unsure]That certainly is an alarming statistics. What does Utah attribute that problem to?[/green][/size][/green][/font][/reply]
Sex[shocked]
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[center][font "Pristina"][green][size 4][cool]Those trans-plants have got to be from the L.A. area not the OC.[Wink] We're too conservative over here. We don't believe in hankie panky unless it is with the opposite sex.[/size][/green][/font][/center] [center][Image: fish-on.gif][/center]
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We don't believe in hankie panky unless it is with the opposite sex.[/b][/size][/green][/font][/center] [center][Image: fish-on.gif][/center][/reply]
I think that's what the good Senator from Idaho said as well.
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[font "Tempus Sans ITC"][#808000][size 3]Thats some funny stuff right there riverdog![/size][/#808000][/font]
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[center][font "Pristina"][green][size 4]That is if one strays from the vows of marriage which I certainly wasn't avocating.[/size][/green][/font][/center] [center] [/center]
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u cant stray if youre not married

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