11-21-2003, 02:40 PM
A guy was living by the lake in the woods and it was fall, he was broke and his family needed food and he decided to go see what he could find, he had a 12 gauge double barrel and only 2 shells. he walked through the woods to the edge of the lake when he heard a flock of low flying ducks, he carefully took aim but about the time he was going to shoot he heard a flock of low flying geese, he thought there was more meat on a goose so he took aim! about the time he was gonna shoot he heard the brush crash to his right! he looked and seen a 12 point buck! he thought there is more meat on a deer then a goose or a duck so he carefully took aim, but about the time he was gonna shoot he heard the brush crack to his left!he looked and saw a great big bear!! now he was really 
so he brought the gun straight up and pulled both triggers! the right shell went up and killed the flock of ducks and the left one killed the geese, the barrels split apart and the right one knocked out the deer and the left one knocked out the bear, the concussion of the gun knocked him back into the lake and he came up with a pocket full of fish!! what a great hunting trip with only 2 shells.
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so he brought the gun straight up and pulled both triggers! the right shell went up and killed the flock of ducks and the left one killed the geese, the barrels split apart and the right one knocked out the deer and the left one knocked out the bear, the concussion of the gun knocked him back into the lake and he came up with a pocket full of fish!! what a great hunting trip with only 2 shells.[signature]
