08-25-2004, 06:20 AM
MINNESOTA Temperature Conversion Chart
> 60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in MINNESOTA sunbathe.
> 50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> People in MINNESOTA plant gardens.
> 40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in MINNESOTA drive Chevys and Ford pickups with the windows down.
> 32 F: Distilled water freezes.
> The water in the Red River of the North starts getting cooler.
> 20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in MINNESOTA throw on a insulated flannel shirt, buttons open.
> 15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in MINNESOTA have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> 0 F: All the people in Miami die.
> MINNESOTANS close the windows.
> 10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico.
> Girl Scouts in MINNESOTA sell cookies door to door.
> 25 below zero: Dallas Texas disintegrates.
> People in MINNESOTA rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
> 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in MINNESOTA let the dogs sleep indoors & plug in their cars.
> 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Some MINNESOTANS are frustrated when they can't start their cars.
> 460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion
stops.
> People in MINNESOTA start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
> 500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
> Vikings win Super Bowl & a lot of people in MN have to keep promises made about
things they said they would do when it did.
>
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> 60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in MINNESOTA sunbathe.
> 50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> People in MINNESOTA plant gardens.
> 40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in MINNESOTA drive Chevys and Ford pickups with the windows down.
> 32 F: Distilled water freezes.
> The water in the Red River of the North starts getting cooler.
> 20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in MINNESOTA throw on a insulated flannel shirt, buttons open.
> 15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in MINNESOTA have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> 0 F: All the people in Miami die.
> MINNESOTANS close the windows.
> 10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico.
> Girl Scouts in MINNESOTA sell cookies door to door.
> 25 below zero: Dallas Texas disintegrates.
> People in MINNESOTA rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
> 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in MINNESOTA let the dogs sleep indoors & plug in their cars.
> 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Some MINNESOTANS are frustrated when they can't start their cars.
> 460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion
stops.
> People in MINNESOTA start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
> 500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
> Vikings win Super Bowl & a lot of people in MN have to keep promises made about
things they said they would do when it did.
>
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